OK. I've invented a way to determine if you are at a manageable point in your life. When you wake up in the morning (and by the way, if you awake and it's the afternoon already either you are dreaming, on vacation, or safer not admitting this to any parent of young children for risk of death) make yourself a hot cup of coffee or if you don't drink coffee (are you INSANE?!) any hot beverage will do. Proceed to sip your hot beverage like a normal human being (guzzling will get you disqualified). If you are able to finish the entire drink while it is still warm, congratulations, you are at a manageable point in your life. If the drink is cold or if you have to warm it up in the microwave once, twice, three times.....then you are definitely in the trenches of parenthood! As a mother of 3 kids under the age of five I plan to be enjoying my "iced coffee" for some time. Luckily, summer is on the horizon!
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